Merry Christmas

Finally I touched down in beautiful Orlando, Florida at 12:04 AM.
I traveled 2-3 hours to West Palm Beach and I am exhausted.
The plane was very cramped.
The car ride made it even worse.
Plus, I have long legs.
Damn me.
I have no presents.
No tree.
No stockings.
No friends (with me atleast)
No turkey.... and it sucks.
I wanna go back to New Jersey... :(

Analytical Paper Time!

Oh the wonderful burning sensation I get from Analytical paper time.
10(gag me now)pages of love.
If you haven't realized already that I haven't been posting as much then oh well.
I mostly likely will up date the Sunday Funny & Wednesday Jams posts.
Don't expect much ranting....Sorry.

By the way, 6 more days till my birthday!
I am going to the Bahamas/Florida for the Winter Break/Birthday, so I guess that will be fun.
I hope the ship has WiFi or expect even more delays.

-Mystery

Sunday Funny #5

Priceless Blowjob

Christmas/Birthday Wishlist '08

• Zune Original: Red, 16 gigs
• Contact Lens
• Boots
• Canvas
• Cds
• Blackberry Bold
• Manga
• Happiness
• Warmth
• Togetherness
• Inner Peace

P.S.: My birthday is on December 27th, and I am turning ___ years old.

-Mystery

Brokencyde.

"Band" Summary:
Two words sucks and blows.
But wait I think that what they want women to do to them.
Hmmmm, degrading much...

My friend recently introduced me to this band-rolls eyes...
She was all over their song Freaxxx....
I was like okay maybe I'll give it a listen and whatev. <---- (Teenage Talk)

I log on to YouTube and type in Freaxxx, to find this piece of shit video.

I "tried" my hardest to listen to it without knocking my self out with a blunt object.

Anyways.

In the song there was waaaay too many unnecessary screams, which by the way was off sync.

Plus what makes it even worse they are Scene, which is another trashy attempt at a fashion trend, which probably will be forgotten in a couple years.

In fact, I think the only reason people swoon over them is because they are Scene and want to fit in with the "crew."

Final Verdict: Whiteboy Hyphy/Crunk .... Hell No! Fail, dud, done.

(P.S.: I did in fact *cringe* listen to other songs by them, just to let you know I gave them a chance.)

-Mystery

Wednesday Jam. #2

Flogging Molly - Drunken Lullabies

Sunday Funny #4

Kid V.S. Vending Machine

Wednesday Jam #1

Cypress Hill - How I Could Kill A Man

Chinese Democracy.

After many, of many, of many, (etc.) years Guns N' Roses has finally released Chinese Democracy an album that took about 13 years in the making.
I expected this album to be a crash and burn like "Zeitgeist," well for me at least, due to the original "Appetite for Destruction" line up not even on the album.
In my opinion "Appetite for Destruction" was one of their best albums besides "Use Your Illusion I & II."
Although they do have some personell from the Use You Illusion Era, so that makes up for that matter.
I love how the band managed to collaborate with Buckethead, so that's also a plus.
Anyways.....
At first listen I picked out the soulful guitar and a more matured version of the oh-so-famous Axl shriek on the first track "Chinese Democrarcy."
Maturity isn't a bad thing after all.
Throughout the rest of the album you will here even more progressions of hard rock and soul, a good mix.
Oh yeah and Axl's kick-ass vocals.
To keep this short, Axl has done a good and successful job at reinventing the "GNR" sound.
I hope to hear their next album, hopefully soon.
****/***** (4 out of 5)

-Mystery

Black Friday.

My time of the year fer sure.
Everything is dirt-cheap, well electronics per say.

But there is a price to pay...

Happy shopping...
And good luck trying to find a parking space now.

-Mystery

Happy Fat-Day 2008!

No skipping on the Pumpkin Pie for me.
Have a nice Thanksgiving fattening up.



-Mystery

Sunday Funny #3

O'Reilly Drops F-Bomb, goes Crazy


More reasons to hate Bill O'Reilly.

-Mystery

Sweet Stuff #3

#5. Ciao Bella Gelato

Try the Cinnamon Oatmeal Cookie Gelato.



#4. CruelBlackDove

Love, love, love this band.
They are the self described dark version of Yaz
fronted not by Alison Moyet but Melissa Auf der Maur.

They are sexy, angsty, and dark. The perfect mix.

Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/cruelblackdove
Video for their song "Love Song": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJPTRTumU6Q

Freebies!
Download site for their song" Love Song": http://rcrdlbl.com/artists/Cruel_Black_Dove/track/Love_Song
Download site for their song "Offer": http://rcrdlbl.com/artists/Cruel_Black_Dove/track/Offer


#3. Kasugi Kiwi Gummy

Best Gummy Candy in my opinion.



#2. Blood Red Shoes

Blood Red Shoes is basically an English Rock band
with hints of grunge and punk.

What makes this band different from the rest is their musical democracy.
The duo Laura-Mary Carter (Vocals/ Guitar)
and Steven Ansell (Vocals/ Drums) both have control and say of what's happening music wise and events.
I think that is pretty fair, plus their music is pretty good.

Check em' out.
Official Site: http://www.bloodredshoes.co.uk/
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/bloodredshoes
Video for their song "This is Not for You": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z8nnZuRvrg


#1. Coffee
My savior.

-Mystery

TRL.

Today is a day in history when MTV is officially dead.
Total Request Live probably the only music show besides FNMTV that actually is dedicated to music.
I remember TRL back in the day with Carson Daly, it was so badass.
Many pop stars such as Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera had their debut.
Not forgetting N'SYNC and Backstreet Boys.

I literally got to see these artist just grow and evolve in to the successes or not successes they are today.
This is definitely something we can brag about to our grand-children.
So to make this short....
RIP: Total Request Live & Music Television
You will be missed.

-Mystery

Sunday Funny #2

Reporter Turns "Ghetto" in 3 Seconds

Sweet Stuff. #2

The fricken sweet items for this week are....

#5. Jones Soda: Berry Lemonade
That is my favorite flavor of Jones Besides Cream.



#4. Gibson Robot Guitar
Those guitars are waaaaay awes.
Unfortunatly they are like around $1400 - $1700
I'll stick with my shitty imitation Stratocaster for now.


#3. Twilight
I totally cannot wait till the movie comes out.
I have read some of the book and I love it!
Movie comes out: November 21, 2008!


#2. AC/DC : Black Ice
Good ol' AC/DC.
Gawd, how I missed the School-boy Outfit.



1. Blackberry Storm
If you don't already know I am a Blackberry Fanatic.
Fuck the iPhone
Blackberry = LOVE
Nuff said.


Alright so that's it for this weeks Sweet Stuff.
Sorry I haven't posted one in a while.

-Mystery

Sunday Funny. #1

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Proposition 8.

This is very sad.
We took one step toward equality in America.
Then California passes Prop. 8 which bans Gay Marriage in the state of California.
I believe that if you are in love and want to get married, why should it matter is you are gay straight, bi, whatever.
If someone no matter the orientation truly loved me why should I care.
For that matter why should anyone care.
Love is not something you can forge.
It is something rare and lovely no matter gay or straight.
Will there ever be equality for all man kind?
These people who voted for Prop. 8 should be ashamed of themselves.

To protest this abomination go to http://www.jointheimpact.wetpaint.com


-Mystery

A new day has come.

Today, is the day I woke up with this overwhelming feeling of inner peace and hope.
As I type this I am crying tears of joy because...
On this day November 5, 2008 Senator Barack Obama is going to be our first Black President.




-Mystery

Obama/Biden 2008

I support the Democrats. <3>I for def. do not want another Republican in the White House.

Why the hell would we start a war when we are already in debt.
Republicans are the reason why we are in even more debt.
At least Obama wants to bring our troops home.

Yet I am still confused on to why our troop are still there.

Ok so we didn't find any Weapons of Mass Destruction, now what.

McCain supports the "War" in Iraq.
More money. More money. More money. SPENT.


Gas, ya know that thing we probably won't be able to afford in a couple more years.
Both Obama and McCain support new fuel research.
Money spent well.

Booty Call Palin wants to make abortion illegal.
Obama wants to give women the chance to choose if she wants an abortion.

McCain supports tax cuts to the rich.
Obama supports tax cuts to the working middle class.

McCain gives off death.
Obama gives Hope and Change.

~Your call.

-Mystery

Abortion.

I am Pro-Choice.
I believe women should have the choice to get an abortion if they want.
I want to protect that right you know those things people had worked so hard for.

McCain/Palin wants to take it away.
Senator Palin you are a disgrace to all women.
You want to take away rights from women, why would you support such a man.
You are bringing females down.
Are you that pigheaded.
No fuck that.
Are you that stupid.
You are basically telling me If you think something if beyond your personal morals (or McCain for that matter) you would make it illegal for everyone else even though they have a good argument.
What if the women had gotten raped.
What if she had the baby and she knew it would grow up with disabilities that can make life hard for it.
What if birthing the baby could possibly be injurious/life threatening to the mother.

and your responce is....

Oh wait there probably wouldn't be one because you can never answer one fucking simple question.

Anyway I would like to shine the spotlight on this young YouTuber.

I can definitely relate to him on the topic of Abortion.
I get worked up about it too sista.
Love the creepy phone call interruption, haha.

In conclusion he is someone to watch out for in the future.

His Youtube account is: http://www.youtube.com/user/locolococoffeeman
His email is: elvisfan4lyfe@aol.com
Check out his other videos!

Signing off.
-Mystery

Breast Cancer Awareness.

As you may know this month is Breast Cancer Awarness Month!

An estimated 182,800 new cases of invasive breast cancer will be diagnosed in 2000.

Approximately 42,200 deaths will occur in women from breast cancer in 2000.

One in eight women or 12.6% of all women will get breast cancer in her lifetime.

Breast cancer risk increases with age and every woman is at risk.

Every 13 minutes a woman dies of breast cancer.

Seventy-seven percent of women with breast cancer are over 50.

Approximately 1400 cases of breast cancer will be diagnosed in men in 2000 and 400 of those men will die.

More than 1.7 million women who have had breast cancer are still alive in the United States.

Breast cancer is the leading cause of cancer death in women between the ages of 15 and 54, and the second cause of cancer death in women 55 to 74.

KNOW THE FACTS!

Help support Breast Cancer by donating money to the
Susan G. Komen Fund for Breast Cancer & American Cancer Society.
Because with your help we can support women get access to mammograms regardless of income and Cancer research.

To donate go to: http://www.cancer.org/docroot/DON/DON_0.asp
http://cms.komen.org/komen/index.htm

(Thank you to ---> http://womenshealth.about.com/cs/breastcancer/a/breastcancfacts.htm)

P.S.: My backgrounds supports Breast Cancer Awareness!

-Mystery

Piercings.

Classy or not.
Let me be the judge.
Okay I am going to start off with ear piercings.
Ears:
1.Cartilage: Both, depends on if you wear a ring or stud and how it looks on you.
2.Industrial: Not, I see no point in getting an industrial piercing and plus I would be afraid if I got my ear caught in something.
3.Rook: Not
4.Daith: Not
5.Tragus: A bit of both.
6.Snug: Probably not.
7.Conch: See Cartilage.
8.Anti-Tragus: Not
9.Lobe: Always classy.

(Courtesy of Wikipedia.)

As for Gauges: HELL NO!!! Big ass holes in your ears are not attractive.

Nose: If you dress like a hooker then no.

Eyebrow: Depends, but I love them.

Anti-Eyebrow: Like I said depends.

Tongue: Not. It's like another Tramp Stamp.

Lip or Labret: Not really.

Nipple: Man or women, hell no.

Piercings on your "Downstairs": You gotta be kidding me. Like seriously, not.

Corset Piercing: This is one that I really love. I think it is very classy and lovely. I wouldn't suggest getting it and thinking you could wear it for a long time. These types of piercings have a high rate of rejection and getting an infection.

(Corset Piercing)

End rant.

-Mystery

Care2.

Care2.com
-global network for organizations and people who Care2 make a difference.

This site promotes green living, health, human rights and more.

It's rightous, inspiring to go Green, and daring to challenge the system for the better of the people.

I am all over that.

-Mystery

Cell Phones.

Put it down and get a life.

Like seriously. I fucking hate it when I try to have a conversation with my friends/cousins and they're cell phone rings.

It's not like, "Oh yeah, I'll call you back."

No. They continue they're conversation and just have you waiting there ackwardly.

Especially my cousins. It's like I only see you twice and year and you say "What the hell she can wait, my friends are more important than her anyways."

Oh yeah I forgot to mention the texting freaks.

Have I ever mentioned my hate for Sidekicks. If I didn't then yeah you know now.

Almost everyone in my high school, wait fuck that in the whole flippin state has a sidekick. (The teenagers atleast)

But yeah it is so rude to text in the middle of a conversation. It's a good way to piss me off.

Not a Sidekick but you get the idea.

In conclusion TURN IT OFF!!!

-Mystery

P.S: I rock my Blackberry Curve, piss off Sidekicks.

Identical Weirdness..

Bloodsimple: Red Harvest V.S.
Released: August 30,2007

Slipknot: All Hope Is Gone
To Be Released: August 20, 2008

Very Weird indeed.
But I'm still going to buy Slipknots new album.
I am feeling Psychosocial and All Hope Is Gone.
Lets pray the rest of the album isn't crappy.
That would suck because I'm a semi-fan of Slipknot.

-Mystery (Big and Bold today)

Estelle Getty.

Estelle Getty (1923-2008)


Estelle, also known as Sophia to all the Golden Girls fans, had died yesterday of Lews Body Dementia.

It saddens me to hear one of my favorite actors has died.

I have followed the Golden Girls for many years and Sophia (Estelle) was my favorite.

Watching Estelle act in the Golden Girls brightened my day by ten fold.

But also, she brought smiles and laughter to other fans and people that just happened to flip to the Golden Girls.

So in this time of sadness, I know Estelle will be in a place of happiness for which she deserves.

Estelle this post is for you.

P.S.: I hope their is cheesecake in that great big place. :)

Gas Prices.

WTF.

It seems like everyday the prices are going higher and higher.

Going at this rate I will have to get a job this year to pay for gas that I am going to use on a car I am probably getting in about 2 years.

So yeah.... Lets hope I get a Hybrid.



Honda Civic Hybrid

Then again I bet the prices on Hybrids will go up...

The world runs on profit and I'm not afraid to admit it.

Greed will eventually kill us all.

God Bless America.

Then again I'm Atheist so that contradicts my beliefs.

On the lighter side of my rant....

There has been buzz of the price per barrel going down by $14.00 recently.

That will probably equal squat for us right now.

I know for a fact in the future gas prices will be creeping down little by little..

But then again the Europeans could be right about their greedy American stereotype.
(I'm not getting in to that right now... You already know I hella shit to say.)

If people don't start conserving energy, that includes the reduction of the usage of fossil fuels etc. imagine what will happen.

I hear the upraising of chaos right now.

I also hear rumors of China hoarding gas.

Lets do some investigating on that.

Done.

According to ... Barron's

The Chinese are speculated to be hoarding gas, but really I think they are. Although I'm not trying to be political, it's just a thought.

What a surprise. (=.=)

From what I have read the Chinese are hoarding Diesel fuel ahead of the Olympics which will be held in Beijing later this year.

The Chinese have a rapid population growth which I can understand is the reason for China's "Oil Hoarding."

They even made this law that couples can only have one child.

I think that if you have more than one child you get taxed or fined I am really not sure.

Can you imagine paying a fine because you had an extra kid.

Illegal abortion anyone.

But, anyways another country is screwing us AGAIN.

For now we need to get a temporary divorce from our cars until be develop some type of biofuel.

Vegetable oil is good enough for me.

-Mystery

P.S.: I'm back from my long ass break. Expect more posts soon. :)

Sweet Stuff. Interlude #1.

Now I'm talking bout the stuff I like to eat, wear, etc.
This weeks top 5 Sweet Stuff is....

#5
Snickers Ice Cream Bars
Now I'm not a big fan of ice cream. But this is just waaaay good.
Just remember not to eat too many or you know what happens. ;)

#4
Choward's Violet Candy
Haha. For some reason I these candies.
They are a bit bitter but good at the same time.
Plus strangely they fill my sweet tooth.



#3
Johnny Cupcakes + Tripp NYC.
Johnny Cupcakes is a pretty sweet clothing line.
I call it a mix between rocker and urban wear.
Now Tripp, a clothing company based in NYC.
Their clothing is dark and somewhat affordable,
Depending on what your buying.
Ie. Their pants well in Women's it is $50.00 and up.
Really unreasonable if you are a jobless teen. (=.=)
Then again they both are designer which means $$$.


Johnny Cupcakes.



Tripp NYC.

#2
Nine Inch Nails
NIN is what's up.
They are now offering their new album "The Slip" for free.
So hurry up and download it before they take it down.

http://theslip.nin.com/

#1

My SanDisk Sansa.

I really don't know what I would do without my Sansa. For you people that don't know what a Sansa is well it is the better Ipod. It's lower priced plus has all the features of a Ipod Classic/Nano plus a radio. The only downside is that I'm not a fan of Rhapsody. I prefer Itunes mostly because I had an Ipod Video until it broke. A sad sad story.

I own a Sansa View.

So yeah this is the interlude between my posts.

Next topic will be hopefully posted by tomorrow.

Peace,

Mystery.

Emo.

Thing that makes me tick the most.... Emo.
Now I'm not talking about the genre that's pretty kick ass ie. Sunny Day Real Estate or Fugazi.
I'm talking about the stereotype.
In my understanding people portray "Emo" kids as who are depressed and self-injurers.
Now that's not cool.
Don't get me wrong here some emo-tional kids are actually cool.
Now the ones that don't have anything wrong with them and do it just to fit in, those are the kids that I'll beat up.
Back to the subject.
Being a past cutter myself I find most emo poetry and art offending.
Guess what people I have news old or not.
Cutting is an ADDICTION, trust me I know.
Suicide a TRAGEDY, a thing that shouldn't be taken nonchalantly.
Heartbreak is a MISFORTUNE, but everyone experiences it in life. So get over your self.
Yes, I know OMG! what a shocker.

Now let me start off with cutting.
You don't see me going to my little buds and saying, "Dude I just did meth and I drink 7 shot of Vodka everyday."
Or displaying glamorized pictures of someone/myself doing it.
Do you really think it's cool to glorify an addiction now?
My point cutting is just like any other addiction.

Treat it like one.


Cutting Edge by ~Kreativblockade on deviantART


Suicide.
An unfortunate thing that happens in our society today.
Why glamorize suicide.
Suicide is a sad tragedy.
It makes me cry to see so many people wasted their life.
Why not help those people in need.
It helped for me.

Plus the pictures give some people who experience suicide personally or indirect bad memories.


Suicide... by =Murderdoll17 on deviantART

Heartbreak.
Dude we all go through heartbreak.
It's another misfortune we have to bear.
Sadly.
I personally have been heartbroken a lot.
I made it through alive.
It gave me scars on my heart but those can heal.
Probably left scars on yours too.

Guess what.

Life goes on.

People change.

What are you going to do but move on.
Now please as I said before get over yourself.
Sorry, I'm not so great with compassion, even though that wasn't my downfall.

awaiting heartbreak by ~murderxscenexwhore on deviantART


Apparently she is going through heartbreak. (At least portraying it)
This chick looks like a hot mess.
If you really look at it. She tries too hard to be SCENE, that's what she claims to be ie. MurderxScenexWhore.
P.S.: Avenged Sevenfold sucks and You look douche-y if you wear too much eyeliner. Also you don't need makeup! Save it for when your 16. You know that age where you possibly would have matured and found your own style instead of dressing like a wanna punk-

rocker bitch. Or better yet wanna be goth. I think Avril Lavinge could possibly do a better job.... And she SUCKS! But the again is that what SCENE is all about.

Oh yeah I'll save Scene for the next post.

I said a lot so yeah next topic SCENE.

Be prepared.

Peace.

Under Construction.

Hi, my name is.... well lets just say Mystery aka Pie-Chan. This is my official rant blog. Currently under construction. So stay tuned. :)